Tiger Woods er begyndt at dyrke sex igen

Sex-fans verden over har imødeset Tiger Woods' tilbagevenden til hans rette element, og forleden offentliggjorde han så, at han begynder at dyrke sex igen.

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"Not being able to get out there and have sex has really been tough on me," Woods said. "I've missed it. I love fucking with all my heart."

"When I am out there having sex, I am in complete control," said Woods, an acknowledged master of the long game who claims he is only truly at peace when he is between the legs of a woman. "It's just me and my thoughts. And a high-end escort. And the lounge dancer. And sometimes [caddie] Stevie. And probably some stewardess I just met."

"I'm so into it that I usually just block out all the cameras," Woods added.

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